SCANDALS OF A FLIRT Part Deux


THIS IS PART 2

DISCLAIMER:

What you are about to read is a collection of ACTUAL messages in my Friendster account. I was looking for a message when I started to read these really old messages coming from guys I used to date. I changed their names of course but the exchange of messages is exactly the same. Love it, hate it, learn from it, what have you. Enjoy.


Getting new messages from someone you are interested in on your social networking account has become the electronic equivalent of the ever-corny Flying Kiss. There is no actual body contact and yet it sends shiver down your girly spine. Plus, as long as there is a continuous exchange of Inbox alert, the situation is still mutual.

When Sam and I started exchanging messages, I made some assumptions:


Assumption #1: HE IS CUTE

Who am I kidding? The “cute” comment was not based on the messages but on his pictures of course. But his witty responses made him more attractive.

Assumption #2: HE IS SWEET (read: INTERESTED)

In most of his responses, he made an effort to throw back some of the compliments I have been showering him with. He asks me how my day went and even what I had for lunch, a true sign that someone’s smitten. After all, do you ever ask your stalkers what they eat?

Assumption #3: I AM FALLING

I’m screwed. =)



SAM wrote:

“hey. this is my other account. I decided to create another one because of all the messages I’ve been getting from guys I don’t know. better to talk here.”

At his point I asked myself if Sam thinks I am one of those guys. But then again, I realized that he wouldn’t message me using his 2nd account if I’m starting to bug him. I replied…

ANTHONY wrote:

“tsk tsk tsk...

don't let me stalk you twice...

mwehehehe...

kiddin'...

howdy?

geesh...

i just woke up from staying up really late last night...”


SAM wrote:

“why so?”


ANTHONY wrote:

“ROCKESTRA...

the show rocked...

astig sobra...

you had a nice nyt?”


My attempt on being sweet.



SAM wrote:

“uh... it’s ok... wow so what do we get here... A rock kid?... well, i was suppose to attend my friend’s gig at big sky last nyt.. but as always I CANT, I JUST CANT... Rock is genre i can’t really seem to like.. irks my ears.. tho rock clothing is fun...”

ANTHONY wrote:

“rock clothing is something I could never pull off…

all the leather and metal studs makes me scary looking more than cool…

hehehe…

any plans tonight?”


SAM wrote:

“my friend asked me if i cud attend the 9th ave album launching… again i said No... i wanna njoy the benefits of my own pad during fridays, watching DVDs and enjoying chinese foods... But partying till the wee hours of dawn during saturdays.. im pretty much more of a chillaxing kid, but i cant say NO to hard house. I could extremely dance till my ankle is severely fractured. Gawd i miss embassy... gud thing sum friends are asking me out tonight at embahada... have a nice one... don’t let the bed bugs bite.. t.c man...i love the shades... is that
fake?... just kidd'n... ;-)”


This message sent me enough kilig energy to last 25 Sandra Bullock romantic comedies. I know I am overreacting but who cares? He complimented me and that’s good enough for me.


ANTHONY wrote:

“YES!

150 bucks at Greenhills...

given to me by my cousin who came from Canada as a bribe for walking 3 hours just to shop with her...

bait ko no?

hehehe...

i like rock naman...

ALTERNATIVE actually...

not the heavy metal stuff...

it's too slurry for me...

hard house is okay...

great even...

about friday nights, i enjoy staying at home too...

watching SATC dvds or ETC all the way...

babaw ba?

hehehe...

dancin' huh?

i like it...

it’s good exercise...

but dance while the world is watchin'?...

uhmmm...

uhhh...

can't do YATA...

i don't really like being watched while dancing...

i'd rather stay in a quiet corner and watch my "honey" being adored and watched by other people as he dances...

hahaha...

corny noh?

i'm like that talaga...

i always take a back seat when it comes to my whoever I’m dating...
sweet...

holler back ayt?”


Shut up. I know it’s not the smoothest thing to say but I can’t help it. I have to work on “adorable”.


SAM wrote:

“;-) that’s sweet, you sorta remind me of sum1 i use to date..( turned out Ass pla xa) .... well nwei, i do the same thing man.. SATC and ETC.... gawd esp now im uber BUM!! i dnt wanna work muna. after a month cguro..... u must read my blog bwt SATC.. hehehe... My girlfrends are mocking me tho... i’ts so queer daw.. hehehe. well have a nice 1…heres my YM... hirap dto eh... ***********”





Pictures coming up…

*wink*

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