SCANDALS OF A FLIRT


DISCLAIMER:

What you are about to read is collection of ACTUAL messages in my Friendster account. I was looking for a message when I started reading these really old messages coming from guys I used to date. I changed their names of course but the exchange of messages is exactly the same. Love it, hate it, learn from it, what have you. Enjoy.


GUY #1: “Sam”

I saw Sam’s profile by browsing my friend’s Friends List. His profile picture was really interesting. He was wearing a black shirt and glasses which for me meant he’s a “classic” kind of guy. Someone who doesn’t talk much which is exactly what I needed after dating someone who talks way too much. He looked smart too so I decided to send him a message…


ANTHONY wrote:

“super crush...”

At this point, I was trying to be cute and yet not reveal way too much. I just want to make him curious enough to respond. And he did…


SAM wrote:

“huh? nwei myt as well add you up... t.c. man”

Okay. He responded. Yey! And he added me as one of his friends. The game is on…


ANTHONY wrote:

“nuthin'...

i was just admiring your face...

cute mo eh...

freaky ba?

hehehe...

FYI: i don't really stalk...

but you made me...”

I thought that was a very smooth way of giving a compliment. Who doesn’t like getting compliments right? I just hope I didn’t give him any bullshit… Waiting begins…


SAM wrote:

“well, i get that all the time... hahaha... Freaky?... to be honest it’s quite interesting... wow, d art of stalking... I’ve once read an article about stalking and it really freaked me out... the possible things a stalker can do... well, if its any consolation, hope u cud make the stalking department a drastic change with excitement... hahaha... g'luck mate.”

If you could only see my smile after reading this, it was ear to ear. There are a couple of things I was able to detect after reading his message. He is smart and he is confident. I like that in a guy. Although I didn’t really get the last part of his message, I got a feeling that we’re getting somewhere. And so I say…


ANTHONY wrote:

“mwehehehe...

yabang...

well i'm sure you do get that all the time...

i can't imagine why not...

well these are just words flowin'...

i wish i could control it but i can't...

it pops out...

but just so you know, i mean it...

be it "you're cute." or "i'm stalkin'.", it’s up to you…”


Fine. This is not the best response but since I really did not know what he was trying to say in his last message, I just decided to be… well… cute again. Then he wrote back…


SAM wrote:

hey hey… a little control… geeezzz, man I’m starting to soar with those obsequious words... well but thanks... thank God i finally met a blind man for that matter.... lol.... t.c. mate.

Oh no! I may have overdone it. Argh! I hate myself. Why did I have to attack him with my “pa-cuteness”. What will I tell him now? F*ck.


THIS IS PART 1

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